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Here's one we thought we'd never see again. A retired style, back for a short run — and it's 50% off while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.
What you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:
Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he's doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases.
We're offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds
And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:
Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
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